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Question: How to last longer in bed?

(Posted by: MightyMeatPipe on 2009-08-23 01:29:07)

My girlfriend says that she is about to leave me because I can't last longer than about 45- 60 seconds in bed and she is dissatisfied. Please give me tips on how to do it, I will try masturbation rituals, vitamins, creams, gels... basically anything. I just can't afford to let her go all cos I drop my load too quickly...

Posted by: Jake on 2009-08-23, 01:34:28

Ok mike n this is no laughing matter heres wat i do wen ur about to cum just stick it out and make out with her then wen u feel that u dont want to cum anymore stick it in again just stick in stick out 8-9 seconds ;)

Posted by: squirmle on 2009-08-23, 01:32:29

This is what you do for effectiveness. Practice with your mum for 1 month and see how things go with your girl friend. have a nice day.

Posted by: Twinky on 2009-08-23, 01:33:47

Why not give her oral and make sure she finishes before you get your turn?

Posted by: Sir Bloodletter on 2009-08-23, 01:34:13

When your just about to come, think about eating out a fat garlic eating bttch who can't reach around her own back side to clean herself after taking a shtt, while she's on her period. It works!

Posted by: keyblademasta1 on 2009-08-23, 01:34:18

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh practice makes perfect?

Posted by: teacake on 2009-08-23, 01:35:30

Practice. Spank your monkey until you think he is going to puke (sorry for silly innuendo!) and then STOP. Think of nasty old men and dead kittens and stuff. When you're not on the brink anymore, start. Repeat. There are also gels you can get to reduce the feeling in your ding dong so you last longer. Also, if she's not satisfied, try eating a fish taco! She'll love it. P.S. if you don't get some of the innuendo go on urbandictionary.com

Posted by: Jas on 2009-08-23, 01:36:04

Ok what you do is dont squeeze its a sure way of having gooy stuff come out and if you have to tell her you got a surprise and pore it all over her face thats a sure way of keeping her with you or masterbate twice a day so no semen comes out as fast

Posted by: Jay Sharky on 2009-08-23, 01:40:09

Wow! A minute? Seriously? You can't control yourself to please her? Try condoms and lubes to deaden the sensation so you won't blow it during that first minute.

Posted by: boiseidahomike on 2009-08-23, 06:19:00

The answer is truely easy. Jerk off, then fuck her 20 minutes later. Try it, it works.